More funny clean jokes

Barrack Obama and Sarah Palin were sitting by each other on a plane. Obama thinking Palin was an Alaskan redneck thought he could make some easy money by tricking her into playing a game. He told her," If I ask you a question, and you don't know it, then you pay me five dollars. If I don't know one of your questions, I'll pay you FIVE HUNDRED dollars.Palin agreed and Obama began the game by asking, "How many miles is it from the Sun to Jupiter?" Not knowing Palin paid him five dollars. Then Palin asked Obama," What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? After long hours of researching and consulting everyone he knew... he finally gave up and paid the five hundred dollars to Palin.Then Obama asked, "So...what's the answer. What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four? Palin handed him five dollars. :)

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.""Thank you very much for the call sir," replied the dispatcher.The next day, FBI agents sneak up on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They yell at the neighbor and leave.The phone rings at the neighbor's house.Hey, Bill, did the FBI come?""Sure Did!""Did they chop your firewood?!""Yep!""Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed!!"